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FATBOY


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Just a few notices about the game on Saturday...

1) I'm not entirely sure on what display is being done, if any at all. A few smaller TIFO flags looks probable, so a few people will be needed to do that. If anyone would like to volunteer themselves, either PM me, or talk to me on the day. The more the better, but help will definitely be needed.

2) BRING YOUR SCARVES! This could be one of those big chances we get where EVERYONE has their scarves held up. It's a decent stand to do it in, and we will definitely fill the stand there. So let's give this one a big push.

3) Their head steward is on one hell of a power trip at the moment. Some of you may have read my post on ShotsTalk, but, in short, it's pretty tight down there. So, let's use this to our advantage, let's help the Crawley boys out a bit, and really get up the stewards' arses. I know one of their lads, and he's a top fella. They do a top job over there, so lets give them a bit of a hand. I've been chatting to Ross from over there, and he's given me a few pointers on how to get up their arses a bit.

-    Say c**t a lot. Like most stewards, it annoys them. So lets get out the "My old man" chant. Or just randomly shout c**t a lot. It may not be Jules' cup of tea, but it'll annoy the stewards.
-    Push each other, and generally move about a lot. They're even banned from jumping about and moving when they score at Crawley, so, let's bring out the "Jump around" and "Let's go ****ing mental" chants. Celtic use a "Bouncy" chant, that I tried, and never really caught on, so maybe we could do that to get up their arses a bit?
-    They have a gap in between where you can stand and the front barrier in the stand. If anyone has been before, you'll know what I mean. They don't like people standing there, so let's keep doing that. When we score, all pour over it. Maybe get some of the younger fans standing there? They then get moved, and they can go back again. They're hardly going to eject a 10 year old.
-    We're going to try and hang flags on the netting at the back of the stand. I don't know what it'd there for, but apparently, if there gets any holes in it, birds can get behind it, and they die in the netting. It's a small loss, but still, it'll **** them off.
-    Shout the word Vagina. I don't know why, but they don't particularly like it.
-    Abuse their looks. There was one hell of a gippo there last year, so that'll help. And also, there's a ginger lad who think he's a stereotypical black fella. Let's get at him.
-    They don't like teams with drums. Enough said.
-    Abuse their head steward. His name's Dave Nightingale. He's a bald fella. That brings about a few chants already. Call him Hitler. Apparently, get at him enough, and he'll start sulking. LET'S MAKE THE C**T CRY.
-    Huddle as if you're about to do something a bit iffy. 9 times out of 10, they'll get annoyed and give you looks. So let's do that a couple of times. Maybe we could get the youth to help out, and for them to be the most horrible bastards as possible? They'd do some damage, for sure. I'M NOT CONDONING YOUTH VIOLENCE, THOUGH. biggrin.gif

Take mental notes, lads. Let's give these power-tripping bastards something to worry about. We're good at this, let's help the Crawley lads out.



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what about giving them the old toilet roll treatment they should love clearing that all upsmilesmilesmilesmilesmile
what about some little party poppers's


i mean bigfurious

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Good idea Re: Bog roll!

I'll do my best biggrin

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If everyone takes 1 bog roll or 1 bag of confetti we will create a huge mess, Unfortunately its difficult to get large amounts of bog roll in at a time so everyone has to take a bit!

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RBA are go! biggrin



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Looks very good wob,

ill bring as much s**t as i can to make a mess biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

-- Edited by Aldershot Fan at 17:05, 2007-10-23

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FATBOY


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Please do!

Let's make one hell of a mess over there!!!

AND YOUR SCARVES!

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Got mine,except it aint RBA....

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Rogers


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Buy an RBA one on Saturday :D

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Dosnt need to be an RBA scarve just as long as its red&blue.......get your Nan to knit you 1 like I did!! lol
I will tell every1 I know who is coming to bring 1 wink

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'- Shout the word Vagina. I don't know why, but they don't particularly like it.'

Yeah,yeah call me immature and what not but i did chuckle for ten minutes when reading that.

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Where can I buy one on Saturday?

Dunno who you are... ;) (Think about it..)

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If the dunno who you are bit is about me then yes you do...

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I have an idea for a display, maybe make a hole row of 2-sticks along the stand behind the goal if we have enough because that would look real good, and FATBOY you couldnt damgae their ground, you could probably do about £2000 of repairs if you were trying to damage it :D

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2-sticks??

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FATBOY


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Basically, it's a flag, but instead of waving it, you add another stick the other side, and hold it up. It has 2 sticks, hence calling it a 2-Stick. Take a look here, if you're confused.

http://www.redbluearmy.com/photos/archive/2006/ExeterHome/ExeterH%20(3).jpg

http://www.redbluearmy.com/photos/archive/2006/FGR/fgr%20(2).jpg

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oooh i know there well good

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Dan_Stark wrote:

If the dunno who you are bit is about me then yes you do...


What are you going on about confused 

I was asking a "serious" question, but of course I know who they are but where  will they be found?



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weirdfaceconfusedconfused
Confused...

You said 'Dunno who you are...' and i was the person who commented before you so i thought you was on about me...

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You two are now just babbling on...well done today though, i think its fair to say we 'out-played' (probably not the right word) off the pitch, just a shame we didnt win on the pitch, big effort from the eastbank is needed on Tuesday, as cambridge away on a Satruday is a huge oppurtunity to get in a decent display...

(providing they beat stafford)

-- Edited by yateleyshot at 18:18, 2007-10-27

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yateleyshot wrote:
well done today though, i think its fair to say we 'out-played' (probably not the right word) off the pitch, 
I think you mean we "outdid" the Crawley Devils group today. excellent sea of colour lads, maybe we should do exactly the same thing Tuesday, but with a **** load more mess?



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Agreed, and thanks for correcting me lol, i couldnt think of the right word, but when i went to get a burger it looked amazing today, i would expect stafford to beat cambridge whenever it is they play, and look at the numbers we took today, with it being the 'Proper' FA Cup now hopefully we can take more to the next round, so i think we should go for the win on Tuesday and get behind the lads

-- Edited by yateleyshot at 18:40, 2007-10-27

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