Oh god I think it must of come up in my toilet! I went for a piss,and when looking down to admire MY artwork there was a giant turd in my toilet! Now it's blocked. . . .Wob!
No,I had a similar thing happen to me last week. I reported it to the police and apparently it happens all the time,they had a wanted poster on the wall.
No need to worry,Wob,it happens all the time,damn poo thief