AN ODE TO NIKKI BULL (to the tune of "Wonderwall" by Oasis) The amount of trophies we've won is frightning And the style of football we play is blinding There are many things that I would Like to say to you coz after all we've got Nikki Bull
AWAY DAYS Come to the station and jump from the train were gonna see the aldershot win away again we're on the terrace with decent rock and roll so come on marvin and give us another goal
After the ball was centered and after the whistle blew Johnny got his leg up and down the wing he flew he crossed the ball to marvin and marvin passed it back and then old Johnny knocked the goalie flat
Singing where was the goalie when the ball was in the net? he was hanging round his goalpost with his bollocks round his neck nice and easy, the goal was easy and were aldershots pride and joy!
CANT GET ALDERSHOT OUT OF MY HEAD la la la aldershot town la la la aldershot town la la la aldershot town la la la la la la la la i cant get aldershot out of my head, aldershot are all i think about i cant get aldershot out of my head, aldershot they may me scream and shout la la la aldershot town la la la aldershot town la la la aldershot town la la la la la la la la
I COULD HAVE BEEN BORN IN READING Well my mother died when i was only two years old my father ran of to sea with a bloke im told my sister is a prostitute, my brothers doing life in jail still it could of been worse i could of been born in Reading
The doctor says i've got VD and will not last the year i lent my friend my car he crashed it of the pier i lost my lucky rabbits foot, it hasnt been my year still it could of been worse i could of been born in Reading
My lass left me for a multi-millionaire the house was burgled, it was left completely bare because of all the worry, i've lost all of my hair still it could of been worse i could of been born in Reading
STAND UP IF YOU HATE READING, STAND UP IF YOU HATE READING, STAND UP IF YOU HATE READING, STAND UP...
KIRK HUDSON (to the tune of "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division) Kirk, Kirk will tear you apart again Kirk, Kirk will tear you apart again...
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