I think maybe the word "hampshiretonian" is a bit long and people might have problems pronouncing it (lol) and then people wont be in time and it will sound naff...
I mean there is only one way, and that is to try it!
i thought fcums version was pucker, i tried to put my own versus in the song .it could be better adapted for sure ,this was quickly put together by myself and sung in the bath to the annoyance of the neighbors ,oh well i'll sing it meself ,aldershot 2 bury bury 0.