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FATBOY


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Anyone else out there? Here's a joke, to pass the time....

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The balance of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.....

evileye

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OK????? 


TAXI ..weirdface

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Enkaypee


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i dont get it....
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Chivvy


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Claims Direct is an insurance provider - so he got paid for his accident (lol)

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Spot the people who sit around watching day-time TV everyday ;o)

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Chivvy


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Oi, lol, i wish i could sit at home and watch Jeremy Kyle (these so called full time students!!)

I just work in insurance

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wob


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Gotta do an evaluation, really can't be arsed.

15 minutes till lunch - get in.

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Humpty dumpty was a gun (cannon) on Colchester castle, that fell off the wall while under attack. Hence all the kings men could'nt get it back up on the wall to carry on the defence of the castle, and they got the crap beat out of them. But where did the egg come from?.

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im always bored at school


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shotssteph wrote:

im always bored at school



 arent we all? yawn



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Chivvy


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Its not just college - you wait til you have to work!! biggrin

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ALOL

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FATBOY wrote:

Anyone else out there? Here's a joke, to pass the time....

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The balance of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.....

evileye


that is very funny fatboy, brilliant joke



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shotssteph wrote:

 

FATBOY wrote:

Anyone else out there? Here's a joke, to pass the time....

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The balance of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.....

evileye


that is very funny fatboy, brilliant joke

 



 its about as funny as earache.....jog on!



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Tim wrote:

shotssteph wrote:


FATBOY wrote:

Anyone else out there? Here's a joke, to pass the time....

Humpty Dumpty fat boy and his flag"sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The balance of the wall was incorrect
So fat boy and his flag won a grand with Claims Direct.....

evileye


that is very funny fatboy, brilliant joke ,i love yousmile




 its about as funny as bizys footballconfused


that not right?weirdface



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My mate shagged a deaf girl last week. She said she was going to tell on him. So he broke her fingers. biggrin

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Chivvy


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thats not nice is it now cry ahaha! biggrin



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chris woods wrote:

My mate shagged a deaf girl last week. She said she was going to tell on him. So he broke her fingers. biggrin


then she , wave her hands? and sad he was a s##t f##k!! so pi## off then?smile



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Chivvy


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Bazza - are there a few typos in there as it isnt making sense confused 

If you are gunna try and do a joke you gotta get it right!

P.S. remember my bottle of champers tomorrow biggrin

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sign language?  with broken fingersidea



-- Edited by TILERSHOT at 23:09, 2008-11-13

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weeman


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Fatboy,

while you are bored, perhaps you should entertain people with your dance to Dave Cavese?? biggrinbiggrin

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FATBOY


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Ahhhh, you saw my random jig at the end of the game? Or are you on about me going mental right in front of you during? biggrin

You really should find a better place to stand, I'm not made of glass! wink

P.s - Welcome to the RBA forum! It's like Shotsweb, but with more banter, less moaning, and, unfortunately, the same amount of Alton Shot. smile

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ARGH
Im on a course in London and bored biggrin

And yes, welcome Weeman, Champion of the crossbar biggrin

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FATBOY,
I was on about the one right in front of me, going mental and blocking my view completly ... amusing though!!!

I don't think the moaning on shotweb could be topped tbh...wink



Chivvy,
i've got back from college, nice and comfy at home, you still stuck in london?wink


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It wouldn't be shotsweb without the moaning IMO!

IIRC - We come back from behind against Bradford, an ex-premiership, huge club, to get a fantastic win, and someone started a thread 30 minutes after the game ended complaining about the lack of ball boys.

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Weeman goes to college? I thought he was about 12 blankstare



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wob wrote:

 

Weeman goes to college? I thought he was about 12 blankstare

 



Nah, i'm 16... now you know why i'm called weemanwink




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YateleyShot wrote:

It wouldn't be shotsweb without the moaning IMO!

IIRC - We come back from behind against Bradford, an ex-premiership, huge club, to get a fantastic win, and someone started a thread 30 minutes after the game ended complaining about the lack of ball boys.


OMG biggrin You just cant please some people!



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chris woods


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I guess your not cut out for city life???

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cracked me up...biggrin.gif



grr...how do you put videos up here? i need someone's help!

-- Edited by Enkaypee at 19:42, 2008-11-21

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