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Dylan


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Something Joseph Fritzel may be heard saying in prison

"I like my girls the way I like my wine.... 12 years old and in the cellar"

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Britain used to be an Empire with an Emperor at the top...

Then it became a Kingdom with a King at the top....

Now it's a country. Need I say anymore?

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My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can.

So I've killed his mum.

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Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?

That's ASDA Price.

Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?

That's KATIE Price.

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

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I think I've found Religion, I have an uncontrolable urge to enter a Church ....

.... Do you think Charlotte will mind ?

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So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...

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q uo poq nq s s s

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I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. 

That shows a lack of ambition to me. 

Which is why men are better.





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sirrogermoore


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met a bird in the beehive ,took her in the park for a quickie ,during some foreplay she turned round to me and said "be gentle with me ive just had the coil fitted " i said "with the size of your fanny you could have carpets fitted !!

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