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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
4. It encourages car pooling.
5. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
6. It eliminates holiday leave because people would rather come to work.
7. It makes fellow employees look better.
8. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
9. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are plastered.
10.Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
11.Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the pub.
12. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
13. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunchbreak.
14. Increases the chance of seeing your boss (or employee) naked.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Bum" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross".

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Was alright i suppose.........



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I got that from a website. Here is one of my own:


What is the difference between a computer and a woman?.



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