A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, >and at the appropriate point in the process, the >computer advised him that he would now need to enter a >password. > >Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a >rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the >shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. >So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, >he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was >entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed ? > >P...E...N...I...S. > >His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer >replied: > >PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH