Love it wounder where that was found? Here's 1 for you. Saddham has finally been found guilty of all charges and is facing the firing range..... He has been granted one wish before he is put to death..........His wish was... He wants carragher gerrard and lampard to take the shots from 12 yards
Heres another quality football joke "Cristiano Ronaldo walks into a doctors and says doctor doctor whenever i look in the mirrior i become sexually aroused the doctor says back well that because your a ****"
No need to guess what the stars are lol quality very original
What's the difference between the England football team and a tea bag? A tea bag stays longer in the cup!
You may have heard this one;
It is the world cup qualifiers in 2006 England vs Brazil Carlos says "We can't be bothered to play England they are to easy".
"I'll take them on single handedly" Ronaldo said. "You go to the pub."
So later on they check the score Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins
England 0
Then they turn it of later on they say "the game should be finished check the score".
Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins
England 1 89:00 mins
Then Ronaldo comes down and says "I let you down" NO you didn't you got a draw Carlos said and Ronaldo relpied "No I did I got sent of in the 12th minute. True?
