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Husband says to wife " my olympic condoms have arrived. I think i'll wear Gold tonight "
Wife says " Why dont you wear silver and cum **** 2nd for a change."



Whats more fun than spinning a muslim round on a clothesline at 100mph?........

...Stopping the c**t with a spade.

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the **** potatoes!"