Since we're doing quite a few random topics at the moment, I thought of doing a "Whats Hot and Whats Not?" feature. So, here's mine:
HOT: Cherry Tango (because it's just tasty) Cinnamon Grahams (likewise) Card Tricks (because I stole my brothers xmas present, and have been doing card tricks all day) Fog (because it's ****ing everywhere) Pint Glasses (because its all I seem to be using at the moment for drinking)
NOT: Beer Wasting (because my younger brother keeps doing it, seemingly wanting to look hard drinking beer, but taking 2 sips and leaving the rest) Candles (because my mum keeps using them, and they smell crap) Lifelike Dolls (becausemy little sister got a doll that actually s**ts and pisses) Flashing Mouthguards (because Rogers has one, and its doing my head in) Chocolate Coins (because they're stupidly hard to get open)
Beer (Its all I seem to be drinking) Christmas Dinners (I've had 2 today and currently have a christmas dinner sandwhich) Music (As long as its not Christmas Carols) Flashing Mouth Guards (Because it is quality, and Fatboy don't like it) Boxing Day (Because we have got Woking) Smoke (Because it just is)
Not:
Christmas Carols (They're annoying) Christmas Cards (They get everywhere) Internet Shopping (Deliveries over Christmas take ages) Katie Melula (Bloody awful)
Hot Tesco's own brand chocolate (23p a bar, and tastes lovely) Eastenders (They all talk like retards, but it's still fackin quality!) Watching Aldershot (Well, it always has been) Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps (It's funny as Fcuk!) Manchester and all things Mancunian (e.g. Oasis, Ian Brown, Parker jackets, Harrington jackets...Manchester has everything except a beach)
Not Celtic FC (Playing crap at the moment, good thing the game against Rangers was called off, the scoreline would have been embarrasing!) Danny Dyer (I think anyone who's seen the Real Football Factories on Bravo would agree, the bloke's a grade-a twat) Paul Parker (Knows bugger all about football, has an annoying voice and works for Setanta) School (Can't wait to leave!!)
Hot Tesco's own brand chocolate (23p a bar, and tastes lovely) Eastenders (They all talk like retards, but it's still fackin quality!) Watching Aldershot (Well, it always has been) Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps (It's funny as Fcuk!) Manchester and all things Mancunian (e.g. Oasis, Ian Brown, Parker jackets, Harrington jackets...Manchester has everything except a beach) My Mum Not Celtic FC (Playing crap at the moment, good thing the game against Rangers was called off, the scoreline would have been embarrasing!) Danny Dyer (I think anyone who's seen the Real Football Factories on Bravo would agree, the bloke's a grade-a twat) Paul Parker (Knows bugger all about football, has an annoying voice and works for Setanta) School (Can't wait to leave!!)
