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Man raped by dog(must read!)


A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness


 


Soory but i found this well funny



-- Edited by Tongham shot at 20:06, 2005-11-02

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Oh dear!

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Umm, its either funny or incredibly scary and disgusting....depends how you view it!!  ARRRGGGHHH thats digusting!

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Ahahaha that was great, what a talented dog to be able to pull down his trousers and pin him to the floor..... i've heard it all now!

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that was funny, but also a bit strange. why would you let a dog pin you to the fall and then shag u? . . . must of been drunk.

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yeh that was funny

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that must be some sad and lonely man


 



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funny as fcuk but i am very alarmed as to what other websites other than the rba u indulge in your spare time

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That was so ****ing funny 'the dog took a liking to me' that was the funniest part this could actually be true because I read something about this

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