Yes this has been copied and pasted off of the Shots web board, beore anyone says have you copied and pasted it!
My Father suggested that I might support Reading I replied I might disagree with you there, old thing I’d rather fornicate with a damaged garden implement Then to support Reading for more than a moment We had a serious disagreement once with those fools Over a various number of mechanical tools So I’d rather engage a dysfunctional pail in copulation Than support a team from that location
I for one believe we should keep the other form as this doesnt have the same effect or is that just my opinion!? The reason these lyrics have been made up are because a women though that she might have heard a disagreeable word whilst she was hanging her washing out last Saturday afternoon and came over rather faint.
