Yes taken from Shotsweb but is funny.
An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into Hereford and sees a local Hereford fan, sitting in front of his farm, patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Hereford fan "Can I talk to your dog?" Hereford fan: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git" Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate? Dog: "Doing alright" Hereford fan: (Look of extreme shock)Ventriloquist: "Is this Hereford fan your owner?" (Pointing at the Hereford fan) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the hills once a week to play" Hereford fan: (Look of disbelief)Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Hereford fan: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.. .. .. I think!!" Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Hereford fan: (Absolutely dumfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Hereford fan) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements" Hereford fan: (Total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Hereford fan: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar."
