He plays on the lefffffffffttttttt (Arms up to the left) He plays on the rigggggggghhhhht (Arms up to the right) That boy Kirk Hudson made Woking look Sh1te
When I was just a little boy, My Grandad bought me a brand new toy, A (Team) fan, On a stick, And told me to kick his fcuking head in, Fcuking head in, Fcuking head in, Told me to kick his fcuking head in.
(Tom Hark tune)
When I was just a little lad, I asked my mother,what should I be, Should I be Aldershot, Should I be (Team) And heres what she said to me, Quick,go wash your mouth out son, And grab your fathers gun, And shoot the (Team) scum And support the Shots, We hate (Team) We hate (Team)
We are the Aldershot the pride of the south, we hate all the bastards that come from (Team),we only drink whiskey, we dont drink rum, Aldershot boys r in town, lalalalalallalalalalaallaaaa lalalalaa hooooof
You are a steward,A fcuking steward, It makes you happy,when we sit down, You wear a bright top,you look a right cock, So please don't take my standing away.
We payed for your hats, We payed for your hattttts, What a waste of council tax, We payed for your hats.
wob wrote:To the tune of Your sister is your mother...
In our defensive foursome, He's always ****ing awesome, At corners he will score some, His name is Dave Winfield, Tra la la la *clap clap*...
^ ^ You know it makes sense lads!
Heard yesterday in the East Bank
Joel Valentino Joel valentino til the end of the night He's gotta be strong He's gotta be fast He can play on the left or the right!
I think we should get this going more often, sounds class!
Also Ben Harding needs a song, I heard people singing "he used to be sh1te, but now he's alright, walking in a Harding wonderland" But I think that's hardly the most inspiring song for a player lol, how about "Ben Harding my lord, Ben Harding..." I take it you know the rest
Oh, and "we shall not be moved" needs sorting out, it sounds good but we havent come up with the last part yet lol, how about...
We shall not, We shall not be moved, We shall not, We shall not be moved, Just like the team thats going to the football league, We shall not be moved...
Ref: Ben Harding......How about using the Benjarni song and changing to Ben Harding?......Trouble is I don't know the rest of the song so can some1 finish it off? Ben Harding......o o o ooh Ben Harding......o o o ooh...............????????
Soarresss, always believe he will score, hes got the power, you know hes indestructable, no one will get past him, cos he is soooaares always believe he will score
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU
I know soares doesn't score a lot, but theres nobody else
these are two chants that some of the RBA and me made up !!
1. IF YOU ALL HATE THE TORQUAY CLAP YOUR HANDS ( CLAP CLAP CLAP) IF YOU ALL HATE THE TORQUAY CLAP YOUR HANDS ( CLAP CLAP CLAP) IF YOU ALL HATE THE TORQUAY,IF YOU ALL HATE THE TORQUAYYYYYYYYY... IF YOU ALL HATE THE TORQUAY CLAP YOUR HANDS (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
2. WE HATE THE TORQUAY AND WE HATE THE TORQUAY, WE HATE THE TORQUAY AND WE HATE THE TORQUAY, WE ATE THE TORQUAY AND WE HATE THE TORQUAY, WE ARE THE TORQUAY HATERS
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COME ON YOU SHOTS!!! IM ON THE MEND AND WILL BE BACK IN THE EASTBANK BEFORE YOU WILL NO IT!!!!!!
Oh god is that the little girl who always sings 'You're getting bricked at the station'?? Oh lord help us!
Heres one:
I say the Eastbank Stand is rising, I say theres trouble on the way, We'll only know your true, If your wearing Red and Blue, Cos I say theres trouble on the way